+Bonjour. Je m'appelle Cristina. I live in Toronto. I try to keep it ballin'. Mike Jones- who!? I like the ganja. I've lost the only person that really mattered to me. Mind the cursing. Beer enthusiast. I try not to laugh at everything I say, but c'mon- let's face it: I'm fucking hilarious. I'm a grammar Nazi. I should try a lot harder than I do. I don't know what I want. And love? Well, that's silly.

A face or two?

"I want to piss on your tits."

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